Couponing

I have been couponing for quite a while but now that this Extreme Couponing show came out, my secrets are being outed! Most people have a skewed perception of couponers because of that show. Let me be clear: I am not a hoarder! I only get 4 or 6 copies of coupons each week. I do not dumpster dive for coupons. I do not need 100 tubes of toothpaste in case of a nuclear meltdown. I do not need 150 boxes of cereal on reserve to live off of for a year in case Paco commits a crime spree and I have to spend tens of thousands of dollars to bail him out of jail. I use only what fits in my pantry and donate the rest. Here is my simple system:

Clip the coupons you know you will use. By now I know which products I can always get for free so I always clip those coupons too.

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Arrange them in a file folder. I used this photo organizer that I got at Hobby Lobby (with a 40% off coupon, of course). One time I left it near the check-out register and didn’t realize it was missing until 3 days later. I almost called in an emergency order of xanax and I don’t even take meds. Luckily the store had it in their lost and found. One lady saw me carrying it around and said “I like your purse”. Oye.

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I always have coupons leftover that I didn’t clip, but I might be able to score free goods with in a few weeks if a special sale is going on, so I save the other coupons for about 4 months. I have a very sophisticated storage system. It involves a Sharpee and a plastic bag. Write the date the coupons came out on the bag.

Why do I label the bags with the date, you ask? Becuase the blogs will essentially say “Hey if you use the $1 off Suave coupon from the RedPlumb coupon instert from 5/15 you can get free Suave Deodorant”. Couldn’t be easier for me!

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Then I store the bags in a pile in my garage. Sure, you could get a filing cabinet for these, but why spend some bucks when my system is free?

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The people on Extreme Couponing have crazy spreadsheets and spend upwards of 20 hours a week comparing deals. I have a job, hobbies, a veggie garden to tend to, 3 menaces, and a husband that I’d like to see so I don’t have time for that.

There are several blogs I follow that already break-down the deals. I like the CentsSaved.com blog because the blogger is local to Colorado so she compares ads for grocery stores in my area. She always features Freebie Fridays so I have a one-stop shop each week knowing where I can score free goods. There are bloggers all around, so I’m sure you lucky Wegman’s folks can find some online.

Target.com has coupons that you can print directly from their web site. You can combine a Target coupon AND a manufacturer’s coupon for one item. Target often has coupons for their clothing too. I got $5 off denim coupons and wouldn’t ya know, their jeans were on clearance for $4.98. I got all of this stuff for $.31:

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Walmart allows “overage” meaning if you buy dental floss for $.88 and your coupon is for $1 off, they give you the extra $.12 credit towards another product. I LOVE this policy because I was once able to use my overage to buy free-range chicken. I use the term “buy” loosely as I only paid around $.37 for over $60 worth of stuff.

My biggest deal yet was when a store manager PAID me $2.34 to take baby formula, lotion, cupcake papers & orange juice. I saved 107%! I was actually telling the manager to let me purchase a magazine so I didn’t have a negative balance. I don’t want her getting into trouble and I don’t want coupon policies to become more strict because of situations like this.

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I like to be fair when it comes to coupon policies and I don’t nag the people if they forget to take a nickel off my order when I bring re-usable bags. I have my favourite cashiers that know what I do with the goods so they don’t give me a hard time.

One other tip is to have a coupon buddy. My cousin Mo (who lives in NY) and I e-mail each other a list of items we want from the coupon inserts each week. She likes snacks for her kids, I take toothpaste and deodorant because I know those are always free and I can donate those items. We spend $.44 each week in postage to mail the coupons but we save more than enough with the coupons we exchange. Find someone to share coupons with.

Have ya’ll seen the Extreme Couponing show? What do you think?

Big Red. No, not me.

Bob and I saw Conan O’Brien last night in Denver. Since getting kicked off the Late Show he embarked on a comedy tour. It was called the “Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television” tour. I knew he was tall because he always pokes fun at himself, but holy cow he was really tall with self-proclaimed long spider legs. He also sported his signature red puffy wave of hair.

I didn’t realize how musical Conan is. Throughout the show he would perform with the band. He’d play guitar and the keyboard and he is pretty good. He would change lyrics to well-known songs to reflect the drama he is involved in with Jay Leno and the Tonight Show. Oddly enough, he never once mentioned Jay Leno’s name, but we assume it is for legal reasons. Here is his band:

Partway through the show he brought out a surprise. The Fray! It was an acoustic performance with just the piano and guitar. They played “Over My Head” (Cable Car), and “You Found Me”. They are from Denver so it was nice to have a local famous act perform.

A delicious day. Pastry day 4.

I don’t exactly love creme brulee but Bob does, so I decided to learn how to make that today. My partner was Martha, which got confusing because I answer when someone calls me Martha. I owe it to my aunts that gave me the name “Mini Martha Stewart” over 10 years ago. This means I don’t hesistate to answer to Jen, Amanda, Hailey or Martha. That must be some kind of identity crisis record.

First we added eggs and sugar to a bowl and I whisked away until the mixture was a very pale yellow. Have you any idea how long that takes? My arm was very sore and I don’t even think I could lift a skittle as soon as I finished whisking.

While I whisked for approximately 20 minutes, Martha was busy simmering the heavy cream and vanilla bean seeds. When both mixtures were ready, we combined them and put them through a strainer to make it as smooth as possible. It looked very silky.

We poured the mixture into small roulade dishes and baked it for about 50 minutes until the creme barely shimmied when shaken.

After they cooled off, we got to play with fire. We didn’t use any dainty kitchen torches. Oh no, our head chef brought torches from Home Depot. I sprinkled the tops of the creme with sugar and torched them until the sugar melted and browned into a hard crust.

I also made puff pastry dough. Most people buy this pre-made dough in the frozen food section but it is very easy to make. It is only water, flour, butter and salt. I combined all ingredients until it formed a very shaggy pile in my bowl. “Shaggy” is an official term the head chef uses. It looks like this.

I rolled the dough into a rectangular shape and folded it. Then I rolled it out again, and folded it. I did this four times. This dough is called the “pastry with 1,000 layers”. I think 1,000 layers is a bit much, but re-rolling and folding the dough does create several flaky layers when it is cooked. We were using the dough to make fruit chaussons but let’s just call them apple turnovers.

I cut the dough into circles and filled them with an apple mixture which was just cooked apples and cinnamon. I left some of them open and folded some into the shape of pierogies. Then I brushed them with an egg wash and sprinkled the tops with sugar.

The end result was a fluffy, flaky breakfast pastry.

Other classmates made Chocolate Pot De Creme. This was almost like pudding/ uncooked brownie mix/ custard. It was rich and amazing and worth every calorie.

Sweet. Soft. Nutty. No, I’m not describing Bob. The sticky buns from class would put Pillsbury to shame. In fact, Chef Deb had a plumbing issue at her house and was quoted $1,900 for repairs. The plumber showed up when she was making these sticky buns so she gave him one. The plumber said he wouldn’t charge a dime for repairs if he could take the entire tray of sticky buns home. According to my calculations, if a tray of sticky buns is worth $1,900 then I could sell these and be rolling in dough (get it?).

There was also Pumpkin Caramel Custard which was like flan. I’m not a huge fan of flan, but tried it anyways. It was ok, but not my cup of tea.

Lastly, there was bread pudding with raspberries and apricots soaked in brandy. I’m not a fan of bread pudding either. This was ok, too. I think it would be good if I liked bread pudding to begin with.

Tomorrow is chocolate truffle and souffle day so I am fully prepared to get diabetes and slip into a food coma.

Ice Cream Day at Pastry Class

I.Love.Ice.Cream. I don’t consider it a pastry to be made in pastry school, but since ice cream and I are good friends I was happy to learn how to make some. I worked with Wendy again and a lady named Krista and we chose to make Vanilla Bean ice cream and Eggnog ice cream. The eggnog ice cream was the same as the vanilla bean, but at the end we added rum & nutmeg.

We started by slicing two vanilla beans and scraping out the seeds. Ever wonder what the microscopic black dots are in your vanilla bean ice cream? Those are vanilla seeds and they are oh so tiny. If you get vanilla ice cream without the tiny dots, then it was made with vanilla extract and not the real thing.

We simmered half & half with sugar and the vanilla bean seeds for approximately 10 minutes. It looked like cookies & cream at this point.

Then we mixed in egg yolks and whipped them together. Since the mixture was still hot from simmering, it actually cooked the eggs a little (which is normal). Nobody wants eggs in their ice cream, so we put the concoction through a strainer to get out the scrambled egg bits and soaked it in an ice bath. We ended up with a scrumptious-smelling bowl of pre-ice cream.

We poured our mixture into the ice cream machine to churn for an hour. The machine did all of the work to get it frozen. I don’t have any pictures of my finished product because I gobbled it up as soon as it was put in front of me. I can’t resist. It was so creamy!

My favourite ice cream today was the coffee parfait. I do not like coffee at all. I thought I would be nice and try another group’s creation and I planned on saying I liked it even if I didn’t. By golly I didn’t have to fib. It was amazing. I tasted more of the Kahlua & Heath bars in it than I did espresso powder. It was served with a dollop of whipped cream and shaved chocolate.

Another group made blackberry sorbet & grapefruit & vodka granite. Both were very tasty and would be perfect for a hot summer day.

My group finished somewhat early so we made vanilla tuile paste & chocolate tuile paste. It is pretty much a very thin cookie that is used more for decoration & you can shape it when it comes out of the oven before it cools. We cut out patterns then scraped the paste onto parchment paper and baked it for only about 5 minutes.

As soon as it was out of the oven I had to peel the cookie off the paper and shape it into a bowl or curved shape while it was still hot. We didn’t do anything else with the tuile today, but I could have eaten it with the ice cream.

Pastry Class Day 2

Cake day! Who doesn’t love cake? There were 5 types of cake on the class list today, but due to time limitations we could only make one cake per team. I was paired with a wonderful lady named Wendy today and she is a chocoholic so we made a chocolate cake with mocha buttercream frosting.

First we made the cakes, which were about 6″ round. Wendy and I made the batter together and divided it amongst 4 pans so we each could have a layer cake.

While the cakes were cooking and cooling we started the buttercream icing. The original buttercream recipe calls for vanilla, but we had options to modify it to mocha, raspberry, or hazelnut. We opted for the mocha icing. It started out as whipped egg whites & sugar until it looked like marshmallow fluff. It took about 20 minutes of being whipped in a KitchenAid mixer to get to the white fluff part.

Then we added a lot of butter and whipped it for another 10 minutes in the mixer. When it was stiff enough we added the mocha and melted chocolate for the flavour. It smelled divine.

By the time the cakes cooled we sliced them into layers. I opted to make a 4 layer cake and Wendy made a 2 layer cake. Piping the scalloped edge wasn’t on the class schedule but I knew how to do it from my Wilton classes so I decided to fancy mine up a bit. Not too bad, eh?

We also finished the cream puffs from yesterday by piping the filling inside and dipping the tops in chocolate. Mmmmm.

Here are some pictures of what my classmates made. This is vanilla roulade with lime curd and fruit compote.

Raspberry Hazelnut Genoise.

Coconut layer cake.

And now a class photo.

The culinary school offers a variety of classes including a knife skills class. The student make vegetable soup so they can learn how to slice carrots, taters, zucchini and a bunch of other stuff. Since they make a lot, we get to eat their hard work for lunch every day and it is quite delicious!